…but not today. However, later this week I’ll be dropping big news for all Brier Creek AM Campus peeps. It’s going to be colossal. It’s going to be monumental. It’s going to be palpable. And I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know what palpable means, but it just worked lyrically, wouldn’t you agree?
I can’t hint at what the announcement will be, but I can tell you what it won’t be:
- Chris Gaynor is not getting hair plugs.
- Jason Gaston will not be buying his first tie in preparation to accept the “NC Duck Hunter of the Year” award.
- Spence Shelton will not be bedazzling his SummitLIFE Guy cape.
- We did not swap Jason Douglas for Charlie Dunn in an inter-campus draft pick.
The announcement will be coming right here on Connective Tissue sometime later this week. Stay tuned!
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Straight up, yo.
By the way, if you’d like to add to the above list of what the announcements won’t be, I’d love to hear ’em. Comment below.