Hey guys, Valentine’s Day is coming up (no seriously, check the calendar!), and no doubt some of you have wives who will be celebrating a birthday soon.
That’s why I’m glad to bring you the following idea via MyFoxDC.com…
Snarky commentary and suggested captions begins…now:
- Nothing like celebrating your number one with a little number two.
- “So honey, I was just looking at all of this manure, and I thought of you…”
- “Just as the moo-moos had a movement, so does your life move me.”
- Happy birthday to poo!
- Happy birthday and all that cr… um, stuff.