Forgive me, blogworld, for I haven’t penned. It has been seven days since my last post.
Where have you been?
Um, you know, around.
Whatcha been doing?
You’re going to need to be more specific. Your readers need to know. Well, they don’t need to know, but they’re nosy like that.
Um, yeah. So we launched that new venue in the Bay last Sunday, so that took some time. Then I had the first big info meeting on that Dubai trip, so bam – some more time. Then the office was shut down on Monday. Tuesday the WonderIntern was in the office and we had computer troubles. Wednesday…
Hold on. Your intern’s name is “Tuesday.”?
You said, “Tuesday the WonderIntern.” That’s weird. I’ve heard of “my man Friday,” but Tu…
No, no, no. Tuesday was the day that we had computer trouble. As in, “ON Tuesday, the WonderIntern”…
Okay I get it. Move along.
Then Wednesday was just busy.
So you don’t care enough to take time to blog?
Oh baby, do I ever care. I care like a big dog. But you know, the creativity. Sometimes it’s not there.
You mean like this post right now?
Something like that, yeah.
So what about tomorrow? Will you have stuff for us tomorrow?
Okay. We’ll check back. Or maybe not. Because dude…you might have just jumped the shark.
I don’t know what that means, but I’ll have Tuesday look into it.