The scene: our Chevy Trailblazer, hauling the entire Franks crew.
The setup: a back seat convo between Austin (12) and Jacob (13).
Austin: So this kid in my class says, “Which religion are you?” And I said, “I’m a Christian.”
Jacob: Christianity isn’t your religion! That’s like a relationship. Southern Baptist is your religion.
Austin: Uh-uh! Southern Baptist ain’t my religion! It’s my genre.
Pray for me. Please. That kid’s gonna live in my house for another six years.