Every Friday I dig into the archives and dust off an old post. If you haven’t read it, it’s new to you!
When you have four kids, people wrongly assume that you’re a parenting expert. They come by the droves asking advice, lining up at the front door like pilgrims in search of a guru on a misty mountain. Or at least they used to. That was before people started actually hearing my advice, which basically boils down to:
- Never lose your kids.
- If you do lose your kids, find another kid that looks like the one you lost, so you don’t get in trouble with your wife.
But my wife? Now there’s your parenting expert. This latest gem comes from her very creative / somewhat devious mind.