Every Friday I dig into the archives and dust off an old post. If you haven’t read it, it’s new to you!
Stories like these shouldn’t make me laugh. I should be a man of concern. Of compassion. Of a furrowed brow and a heavy heart.
But when I see a headline that reads, “CRAZY BADGER TERRORIZES GUESTS AT LUXURY HOTEL,” my inner 7th grader resurrects and I can’t help it: I snicker a little bit.
What had happened was, a hibernating badger was woken up in Stockholm, and immediately decided to take his revenge on some unsuspecting hotel guests. There was carnage. There was mayhem. Women swooned and stock prices fell.