Okay gang, you’ve been quiet as of late. Maybe 121 baptisms don’t excite you the way they excite me. Maybe you don’t think a prayer cross is funny. Maybe pictures of ducks don’t elicit the response I thought they might.
And yes, I’ve already acknowledged 50 Word Week was a bad idea. Let’s move on. Please.
So here’s the dealio: next week is Audience Participation Week. You’re going to help write the posts…or do everything you can to derail ’em, whichever you prefer.
Here’s how it works: I will give you the five blog topics for next week. You will give me sets of three completely unrelated words that I have to use on one of the days. You can pick which topic the words will belong to, or let me pick…it doesn’t matter. The bottom line is that I have to make the words fit as seamlessly as possible into a pre-selected topic, and you can bust my chops if it doesn’t work, or stand in amazement as I show off my wordsmithing skills.
Editor’s Note: a true wordsmith would know there’s no such word as “wordsmithing.”
Again, I am looking for sets of three non-related words. For example: purple, aardvark, hallelujah. Or mailbox, Topeka, cheeseburger. Words can’t be naughty. And you should probably be able to use them in Scrabble.
Okey dokey, the topics (in no particular order):
- Professional Christians
- Listen to Your Wife
- Secondary Issues
- Every Day is Sunday Morning
Leave your set of three words below, or if you have comment-phobia, e-mail ’em to me at dfranks[at]summitrdu[dot]com.