The French have done it again.
A Parisian phone company has set up a “Dial-A-Confession” line where Roman Catholics can call in and purge their souls for a fee. You can ask for advice on confessing by dialing 1, you can actually confess by dialing 2, or – and this is my favorite part – you can listen to a few confessions by dialing 3.
France’s Catholic leaders have officially distanced themselves from the phone service. You can read the full article here.