Category: General Ranting

Year In Review: Posts

Year In Review: Posts

It’s an annual tradition as familiar as a Christmas ham or a Labor Day taffy pull. (What? You never had a Labor Day taffy pull? Me either, but it sounds like a great tradition. Let’s...

Does Social Media Have a Gender?

Does Social Media Have a Gender?

Yesterday my family and I embarked on a fun-filled 9 1/2 hour road trip. And by “fun-filled” I mean “looking for the nearest cliff to drive off if a certain nine year old asked ‘how...

…And We’re Back

…And We’re Back

Hey gang. I’m back from a brief six-week blog sabbatical. I’m going to jump right in with some new… Editor’s note: Wait. What? You can’t just “jump right in.” Explanation, please. What gives? Huh? Editor:...

The Ministry of Chilling Out

The Ministry of Chilling Out

We’re too doggone busy. We max out our schedules, stay too long at the office, try to cram too much in our off hours, and microwave our pop tarts. But nowhere do we exemplify “busy”...

Choose Your Own Labor Day Adventure

I’ll be honest: I’m not sure I understand Labor Day. Memorial Day? I get that. Veterans Day? Yep. Independence Day, Presidents Day, even Arbor Day…those all make sense to me. But I’ve always been befuddled...

Teaser

Teaser

There’s big news coming ’round these parts on Sunday. Huge. Ginormous. Nope, I’m not going to be on the next American IdolĀ (especially after my “Unchained Melody” remix didn’t wow them at tryouts). Nope, I’m not...

Get Ready To Awwww…

Get Ready To Awwww…

I’m a sucker for lots of sappy stuff. Hallmark commercials? They get me every time. Bridge to Terabithia? Cried like a baby. And every once in a while, some of those America’s Funniest Home VideosĀ aren’t...

Lost in Translation

Lost in Translation

Something tells me that if I ever gained an audience with an internationally-known figure, I’d try something like this. And also fail miserably. Now if he really wanted to get the laughs going, he should’ve...

Worth 1,000 Words

Worth 1,000 Words

Dear Harold Camping, The next time you decide to speak on behalf of all Christians… Don’t.

Friday Is For Funny

Friday Is For Funny

It’s Friday, and you know what that means on Connective Tissue: the last post before the apocalypse. No, really, it normally means nothing. Friday is just one more day of merriment and mirth and pseudo-information...

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