Teaser
There’s big news coming ’round these parts on Sunday. Huge. Ginormous.
Nope, I’m not going to be on the next American Idol (especially after my “Unchained Melody” remix didn’t wow them at tryouts).
Nope, I’m not running for political office. Heck, I can’t even run after the ice cream truck (but you should’ve seen me back in the day).
Nope, I will not be releasing a copy of my recently-surfaced Southeastern Seminary ID, circa 2001, which caused my First Impressions director Aaron Coalson to say, “If your hair looked like that, you should be thankful you’re going bald” (but I might be announcing that he’s looking for a new job).
Instead, I’ll be sharing some news that we’re pretty dang stoked about. Thrilled, even. And I want you, my Connective Tissue blog family, to hear it from me. (Connective Tissue is the title of this blog. Pay attention, blog family.)
So tune in on Sunday for a rare weekend post. The big news gets delivered at half past high noon. (That’s 12:30 PM EST, for those of you who didn’t grow up under a ten gallon hat.)
Be still, my beating heart. Is it your new book, “Radical Tissue?”
You know today is national toilet paper day. . .right?
Can’t wait!!!