First Impressions Rap
There’s talent, and then there’s crazy talented. My friend Ashley Unzicker has and is both.
Ashley is one half of the Unzicker duo. Her husband Todd is a fellow pastor at the Summit, our Campus Pastor here at Brier Creek, and apart from one unauthorized Christmas singalong CD, he has no marketable musical talent that I know of.
That’s why I’m excited to share with you the first ever First Impressions music video, written, shot, performed, and edited by Ashley, and featuring our weekend FI team at our Brier Creek campus. It’s pretty much my life’s work set to a beat. I can retire a happy man now.
(If you have older ears like me and can’t make out all these newfangled rap lyrics, I’ve provided them below.)
To see more of Ashley’s work (including her now-infamous Baptist History Rap), check out her YouTube channel.
When you first pull up it’s a lot
It’s a great big place and a lot of spots
But b b b believe it or not
The sermon starts in the parking lot
You shouldn’t have to figure out by yourself
Where to go, so there’s guys out in orange to help
They’ll show you right where to go
So you’re not standing there like, “derrrr I don’t know”
As you’re walking from the lot on your way
You’re like hey yo, what’s up, hello, heyyyyyyyyy
——It’s the place to be
Check the First Time Guests Tent, there you see?
Fill out a card with your name,
Get a gift, get a smile, and a “Glad you came!”
Now – now you walk right through the door
Where you’re noticed, and welcomed, and greeted, some more
You know it’s been a good day
When you’re treated like this without having to pay Hey
The sermon starts right now
Cause you know that everything speaks
From the way we park cars to the way that we greet And
The sermon starts right now
It doesn’t just start when J.D.’s on the spot
Cause the sermon starts in the parking lot
In the parking lot (left)
In the parking lot (right)
So now you’re inside
Next Steps on your left, worships on your right
You go and get a good look
At some cool t-shirts and JD’s new book What?
you get a worship guide
at the door from somebody who seems real nice
Whoa! It’s a big space in there
Don’t matter… we’ll take you right to your chair
Haha the sermon’s started
JDizzle with the gospel case you haven’t heard it
Jesus came and even knew
He’d live a perfect life and give it up for you
And this we don’t deserve
We want to show this, which is why we come to serve
You might be wondering what you can do
Get up, sign up and come serve here too
I love Ashley Unzicker! Great video.
Thanks Danny for giving us a Monday Morning smile. We love these guys and already knew they were special but now we think they are just AWESOME. Ashley is precious and I agree with you talented and crazy. How refreshing!