Getting Old Stinks
Hey guys, Valentine’s Day is coming up (no seriously, check the calendar!), and no doubt some of you have wives who will be celebrating a birthday soon.
That’s why I’m glad to bring you the following idea via MyFoxDC.com…
Iowa Man Spells Out Wife’s Birthday Message In Manure
Snarky commentary and suggested captions begins…now:
- Nothing like celebrating your number one with a little number two.
- “So honey, I was just looking at all of this manure, and I thought of you…”
- “Just as the moo-moos had a movement, so does your life move me.”
- Happy birthday to poo!
- Happy birthday and all that cr… um, stuff.
For me that was not a very “mooving” gift. Guys, you gotta do-do better than that! Even the guy who made jewelry out of quail poo (a Johhny Carosn guest years ago) was more romantic
Poo for my boo!
“To God, we are the aroma of Christ.
To me, you are the aroma of manure!”