Published: 10 years ago

Getting Old Stinks

Hey guys, Valentine’s Day is coming up (no seriously, check the calendar!), and no doubt some of you have wives who will be celebrating a birthday soon.

That’s why I’m glad to bring you the following idea via…

Iowa Man Spells Out Wife’s Birthday Message In Manure

Snarky commentary and suggested captions begins…now:

  • Nothing like celebrating your number one with a little number two.
  • “So honey, I was just looking at all of this manure, and I thought of you…”
  • “Just as the moo-moos had a movement, so does your life move me.”
  • Happy birthday to poo!
  • Happy birthday and all that cr… um, stuff.

  1. Cathy Clark says:

    For me that was not a very “mooving” gift. Guys, you gotta do-do better than that! Even the guy who made jewelry out of quail poo (a Johhny Carosn guest years ago) was more romantic

  2. Todd Conard says:

    Poo for my boo!

  3. Zack says:

    “To God, we are the aroma of Christ.

    To me, you are the aroma of manure!”

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