BaptismXpress This Weekend!

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  1. Zack says:

    See, this is where your denomination really ties your hands.

    If you weren’t a strict Baptist, you could have an option 3 that involves a fire hose.

    Or even an option 4 that involves just setting off the fire sprinklers in a designated room.

  2. Zack says:

    Or you could even ‘repurpose’ a carwash. Go through with your windows down and a pastor coming through the radio and boom: drive-through baptism.

  3. Mike Gifford says:

    I was about to get medieval on you my man

  4. Anne says:

    I must admit I have worried about this all day. I was explaining it to my family and they all knew that it was a joke. Actually, I realized it as I was telling it! Silly me!

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