Yet Another Reason To Go To Church
A New York city teen came face-to-fang with a 3-foot boa constrictor Sunday that slithered uninvited into the youngster’s home — a jarring confrontation that had the whole family in a panic.
“The snake was just staring at me,” said a shaken Kareem Lewis, 18.*
The close encounter came around 10 a.m., when Lewis was waking up in the family’s first-floor apartment on Sherman Avenue.
“I started to panic when he started to slither at me,” said Lewis, whose mom was at church.**
The teen called 911, and police held the snake inside a pillowcase until animal control arrived.***
Lewis guessed that the snake slithered in through a window.****
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Here are my thoughts:
*Maybe Spence’s post wasn’t an urban legend, after all. That dude was getting sized up!
**See there? If you had gotten up off your Star Wars’ sheets at your mom’s house and gotten to the Lord’s house, you could have averted disaster.
***No word on whether the pillowcase was soaked with Kareem’s fear-induced urine.
****Yeah, that would be the first thing I would think about too. I mean, it’s New York City. Three foot snakes crawl in through windows all the time.