Category: General Ranting

An Open Letter to an Anonymous Donor

An Open Letter to an Anonymous Donor

Dear Benevolent Benefactor: As the veteran of 17+ years of dwelling in church offices, this shouldn’t surprise me.  It really shouldn’t.  In my first ministry position, my “office” was a glorified card table in the...

Flip-Your-Lid Friday

Flip-Your-Lid Friday

In case you’re not one of the three million Americans who have viewed this flippin’ amazing video, take 3:53 and watch it.  I don’t even want to think about how long it took ’em to...

Operators Are Standing By…

Operators Are Standing By…

The French have done it again. A Parisian phone company has set up a “Dial-A-Confession” line where Roman Catholics can call in and purge their souls for a fee.  You can ask for advice on...

Topical Tuesday: Raising Pansies

Topical Tuesday: Raising Pansies

We’re in the middle of a several-week series called Topical Tuesdays, where you pick the topic and I make up answers.  You can add your topic / question to the list by commenting on this...

Water Torture Worship

The scene: last Sunday, the Summit’s 12:30 service.  We’re roughly three minutes into the message, and I’m sitting four rows back, right center section, settling in for Pastor J.D.’s weekly tirade against lasik surgery.  Or...

Topical Tuesdays

Topical Tuesdays

No, I didn’t say tropical Tuesdays, although in this frigid climate that would be nice too. And I also don’t mean topical Tuesdays, as in, “Apply liberally three times daily until rash subsides.”  Although if...

Weakly Posting

Weakly Posting

Forgive me, blogworld, for I haven’t penned.  It has been seven days since my last post. Where have you been? Um, you know, around. Whatcha been doing? Oh, stuff. You’re going to need to be...

Getting Old Stinks

Getting Old Stinks

Hey guys, Valentine’s Day is coming up (no seriously, check the calendar!), and no doubt some of you have wives who will be celebrating a birthday soon. That’s why I’m glad to bring you the...

Year End Review Begins

Year End Review Begins

Here it is, the second annual Connective Tissue tradition known as the Year End Review (also affectionately known as My Brain Is Too Fried To Come Up With Anything Else Original, but let’s not get...

Tonight is the Night…

Tonight is the Night…

O Holy Night is one of my favorite Christmas songs ever.  And whatever guy butchered this version is the greatest anonymous prankster to walk the earth. So gather the family, grab some egg nog, crank...

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